A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.
So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.
With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. "What are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo!" "Yes, I know you did," said the blonde. "But we had money left over so now we're going to Sea World."
scallywag: hello to you toooo
Oct 23, 2018 12:33:02 GMT
tonib: It's 23:05 & just heard fireworks going off somewhere, luckily not the big bangs but still!!!!! It's not bonfire night or Diwali (that's 7th November) both are well over a week ahead!!
Oct 26, 2018 22:11:36 GMT
lotsofcats: That's early tonib. I haven't heard any fireworks yet.
Oct 29, 2018 9:17:41 GMT
scallywag: we had some too after midnight last Thursday Grrrrrr
Oct 29, 2018 15:00:37 GMT
tonib: That was even earlier than me scallywag albeit only the start of the same day instead of the end.
Oct 30, 2018 14:14:35 GMT
Gillykat: Update on Monty, Mouse & Nemo in the cat thread ''Monty's Brothers''
Nov 2, 2018 12:35:33 GMT
scallywag: sorry to read this God Less America hopefully she may return to you soon without a care in the world. spider goes thru this most nights, he is missing some then they return but then others are missing . Glad I am a dog owner
Nov 6, 2018 21:41:44 GMT
God Less America: Thank u so much scallywag - they say you never own a cat don't they - even when I collected her she was scared now she settled soon as she saw home and is having her prawns thank u scallywag
Nov 6, 2018 21:57:26 GMT
scallywag: Lovely to red this at the end of a stressful day. Thank God she us safe xx
Nov 6, 2018 22:23:33 GMT
God Less America: Yes she is around somewhere the lights are off here now I am tired it been a strange day
Nov 6, 2018 23:41:48 GMT