Quickie In The Bushes Jun 24, 2018 10:14:36 GMT tonib, caz2golden, and 2 more like this Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostMemberGive GiftBack to Top Post by scallywag on Jun 24, 2018 10:14:36 GMT Quickie in the Bushes There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubberyThe angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.After fifteen minutes, the two return, out ofbreath and laughing.The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteenminutes left, would you care to do it again?'He asks her 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let'schange positions. This time, I 'll hold thepigeon down and you STOP SWEARING on its head.' AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???