Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted. The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist’s desk, I noticed that she was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said, “YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT” All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, “NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.” The room erupted in applause! DON’T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS
scallywag: hello to you toooo
Oct 23, 2018 12:33:02 GMT
tonib: It's 23:05 & just heard fireworks going off somewhere, luckily not the big bangs but still!!!!! It's not bonfire night or Diwali (that's 7th November) both are well over a week ahead!!
Oct 26, 2018 22:11:36 GMT
lotsofcats: That's early tonib. I haven't heard any fireworks yet.
Oct 29, 2018 9:17:41 GMT
scallywag: we had some too after midnight last Thursday Grrrrrr
Oct 29, 2018 15:00:37 GMT
tonib: That was even earlier than me scallywag albeit only the start of the same day instead of the end.
Oct 30, 2018 14:14:35 GMT
Gillykat: Update on Monty, Mouse & Nemo in the cat thread ''Monty's Brothers''
Nov 2, 2018 12:35:33 GMT
scallywag: sorry to read this God Less America hopefully she may return to you soon without a care in the world. spider goes thru this most nights, he is missing some then they return but then others are missing . Glad I am a dog owner
Nov 6, 2018 21:41:44 GMT
God Less America: Thank u so much scallywag - they say you never own a cat don't they - even when I collected her she was scared now she settled soon as she saw home and is having her prawns thank u scallywag
Nov 6, 2018 21:57:26 GMT
scallywag: Lovely to red this at the end of a stressful day. Thank God she us safe xx
Nov 6, 2018 22:23:33 GMT
God Less America: Yes she is around somewhere the lights are off here now I am tired it been a strange day
Nov 6, 2018 23:41:48 GMT