Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted. The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist’s desk, I noticed that she was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said, “YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT” All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, “NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.” The room erupted in applause! DON’T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS
scallywag: Dont scroll up then
Feb 28, 2019 10:53:03 GMT
scallywag: 343 guests in last 2 days , if they were non active members just looking , wouldnt that be great if the comp ended up with 200 of them voting what a comp that would be
Mar 24, 2019 7:33:06 GMT
lotsofcats: 200 voting would be amazing!
Mar 26, 2019 12:01:29 GMT
scallywag: Very amazing how do we push the voting up ? Im lost as t why its of no interest
Mar 31, 2019 16:43:57 GMT
caz2golden: oops I never flooded the shout box!
Mar 31, 2019 17:12:27 GMT
caz2golden: Work is about to go nuts, boats start on Tuesday, Easter around the corner and colleague has quit so all hands on deck! Been at work for last two days filling in a gap! Just 4 more till I now get a day off!
Mar 31, 2019 17:15:43 GMT
caz2golden: Scallywag you also asked about the weather, been nice recently, even starting to change colour! Suncream already being applied! Though saying that also have had thick sea fog on occasions!
Mar 31, 2019 17:17:21 GMT
caz2golden: Got to go, Phoebe is demanding I feed her! I have a spoiled brat for a dog!
Mar 31, 2019 17:19:15 GMT
caz2golden: Hello, sorry for being absent so much laptop is slower than a snail and I get frustrated by it!
Apr 12, 2019 18:23:24 GMT
unpoid: Are you a pet owner who is preparing to move to another place with the pets? While searching for a pet shipper company, you should also give a few thought to how you are going to deal with your pet during your move.
May 9, 2019 10:59:18 GMT
caz2golden: OOPS, been away way too long this time!
Jun 12, 2019 19:22:48 GMT
scallywag: I second that , dont do it again missed your input on here and photos
Jun 13, 2019 8:43:04 GMT
caz2golden: trying to think what was last pictures I shared!
Jun 13, 2019 16:47:00 GMT
scallywag: on the beach from memory and you were with another dog ( I think )
Jun 16, 2019 12:24:16 GMT