A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a salesperson was not anywhere near. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her - Good looking as well
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods. He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?
Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, "Madam - if you farted just looking at it - you're going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price!"
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caz2golden: Hello, sorry for being absent so much laptop is slower than a snail and I get frustrated by it!
Apr 12, 2019 18:23:24 GMT
unpoid: Are you a pet owner who is preparing to move to another place with the pets? While searching for a pet shipper company, you should also give a few thought to how you are going to deal with your pet during your move.
May 9, 2019 10:59:18 GMT
caz2golden: OOPS, been away way too long this time!
Jun 12, 2019 19:22:48 GMT
scallywag: I second that , dont do it again missed your input on here and photos
Jun 13, 2019 8:43:04 GMT
caz2golden: trying to think what was last pictures I shared!
Jun 13, 2019 16:47:00 GMT
scallywag: on the beach from memory and you were with another dog ( I think )
Jun 16, 2019 12:24:16 GMT