At the National Art Gallery in Cardiff, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted 3 black men totally naked, sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black willy's, but the one in the middle had a pink willy. The gallery curator realised they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his personal assessment.
He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society. 'In fact', he pointed out, 'some serious critics believe that the pink willy also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society'.
After the curator left, a Welshman approached the couple and said 'Would you like to know what the painting is really about?' ''Why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?', asked the couple. Because I'm the bloke who painted the picture', he replied.
"In fact, there are no African Americans depicted at all; They're just three Welsh coal miners and the guy in the middle went home for lunch.'
miloooox: Finally a coolish day! Burnt all my shoulders yesterday, feeling it today lol
May 30, 2018 10:29:16 GMT
scallywag: horrid here today dry but no sun so in my opinion that's orible
May 30, 2018 10:47:32 GMT
caz2golden: Busy time at work, Whit week starting to take its toll!
May 31, 2018 18:44:11 GMT
tonib: Documents for sale post reported.
Jun 4, 2018 0:02:21 GMT
caz2golden: Anyone else finding this humidity is zapping all your energy? I want a thunderstorm!
Jun 4, 2018 17:12:25 GMT
tonib: Now reported the Italian documents for sale post
Jun 5, 2018 0:12:57 GMT
caz2golden: Today not great day at work.... lots of unhappy / grumpy people..... Here is hoping tomorrow is better! .....Looking forward to having my day off!
Jun 5, 2018 18:08:10 GMT
scallywag: why ? did they get out the bed wrong side ? or was it the parking and the weather
Jun 6, 2018 10:16:45 GMT
caz2golden: Guess cos they did not get out of bed and out and to the car park earlier enough! Another crazy day at work today, thankfully got tomorrow off!
Jun 6, 2018 17:39:57 GMT
Gillykat: Helloooooooo *waves*
Jun 7, 2018 17:57:02 GMT
scallywag: Who are youuuu
Jun 7, 2018 19:55:47 GMT
Gillykat: It's me.....Gill from Alnwick....will send you a letter today Had a few horrible HORRIBLE months but now feeling a bit better
Jun 8, 2018 8:55:51 GMT
scallywag: OK well one never knows if you been hacked again
Jun 8, 2018 13:05:46 GMT
Gillykat: No....everything has been ok on THAT particular front for a few months now as neighbour moved out and we now have an older guy who tends to keep himself to himself and only seems to venture outside to go to the shops.
Jun 8, 2018 17:05:10 GMT
scallywag: All by myself, dont wanna be ... All by myself LOL
Jun 16, 2018 20:32:02 GMT
milliepup04: I’d have been on earlier but went on a dog course today so had lots to do when I came back! Sorry!
Jun 16, 2018 20:54:01 GMT
scallywag: How did it go , dont apologise , I was just singing that song in my head
Jun 17, 2018 7:13:33 GMT
caz2golden: LOL Scallywag, now you got that song in my head!
Jun 17, 2018 14:02:48 GMT
scallywag: Ha ha caz ok try I wanna dance with somebody , somebody who loves me .... la la la
Jun 17, 2018 14:35:08 GMT
jassycat1: The song that sticks in my head is the one from River - my baby just wants to dance.
Jun 19, 2018 1:45:13 GMT