A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles..
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife..
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ......... so does she.
scallywag: sorry to read this God Less America hopefully she may return to you soon without a care in the world. spider goes thru this most nights, he is missing some then they return but then others are missing . Glad I am a dog owner
Nov 6, 2018 21:41:44 GMT
God Less America: Thank u so much scallywag - they say you never own a cat don't they - even when I collected her she was scared now she settled soon as she saw home and is having her prawns thank u scallywag
Nov 6, 2018 21:57:26 GMT
scallywag: Lovely to red this at the end of a stressful day. Thank God she us safe xx
Nov 6, 2018 22:23:33 GMT
God Less America: Yes she is around somewhere the lights are off here now I am tired it been a strange day
Nov 6, 2018 23:41:48 GMT